Dating advice to Teressa Strasser from Adam Carolla and Danny Bonaduce.

Starbucks cards are interest-free corporate loans, according to Tom Leykis. Dumb people spend money daily on over-priced coffee. Smart people either use a credit card or buy an espresso machine if they are buying that regularly.

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Leykis proposes that a law be passed that if you cheat on someone deployed in the armed forces, that be treated as Treason.

Tom Leykis asks callers how they use internet dating sites to get sex. On guys who pretend to be Doctors to get laid: “It’s a jungle out there” and “whoever has the most bananas gets the cutest gorilla”.

Leykis says that when a woman goes up to a mans apartment, she is implying she will have sex with him.

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A caller tells how he broke Leykis’ rules with his girlfriend whom he claims was a 10 and booked a trip to Cabo with her but wised up before it was too late and dumper her the night before they were supposed to leave and went by himself.